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Fragment §6 · the prediction · 21 Nov 2024

Critique of Pure Metrics

The meme that Toly predicted years ago is now a reality.

“It's too bad the top meme coins aren't Hagel, Kant and Nietzsche. Then everyone would be like: Toly is taking about Hagel, or this is so Nietzsche coded. But I'll know that I am only talking about Kant.”

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Immanuel Kant, unimpressed, hand on chin
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I.

The System

Three chains. Three philosophers. One of them brought a dashboard.

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Bitcoin

“Nietzsche, no explanation needed”

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Ethereum

“Hegel, the infinite thesis / anti-thesis / synthesis circle jerk”

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✓ measurable

Solana

“Kant, If it's not a measurable benchmark or metric in graphana, I dgaf”

— @toly, 21 Nov 2024 · KANT §7 →

II.

Toly’s Prophecy

Since 2021, the author has been writing Kant where lesser men write can’t. We collected every fragment. We annotated them. Someone had to.

III.

Phenomena & Noumena

Kant split the world in two: what appears, and the thing-in-itself. The author made the split operational.

NOUMENON · das Ding an sich

No data.
I dgaf.

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Slot

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Epoch

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No signal from mainnet · retrying

PHENOMENA · measured, live, from mainnet

IV.

A Priori Acquisition

Three steps. All measurable.

  1. 01

    Get a Solana wallet

    Phantom, Solflare, Backpack. Fund it with SOL.

  2. 02

    Copy the contract

    — verify it here, not in a DM.

  3. 03

    Buy on pump.fun

    Then check the chart. Obviously.